Norman Settles, Moves on with Evert
After a long and often bitter divorce process, ex-Tour pro Greg Norman formally severed ties with his now former wife of 25 years, Laura Andrassy. It’s long been rumored that Norman has been dating neighbor Chris Evert who coincidentally also divorced her long-time husband and the two have been pictured together for over a year (the same period of time this whole nasty divorce business has been going on). The best part of today’s news is Norman’s refusal to admit that he and Evert are an item, saying,
Norman would only say they are “very, very close friends.”
Very, very close friends, huh. Very, very close friends like the kind of friend you borrow sugar from, or the kind you pour some sugar on if you know what I mean. Hmm, lets see. So do you mean to tell me that this picture of the two together isn’t the least bit presumptuous?
OK, so maybe they were at a function separately and happened to have that picture above taken out of the blue. How about this one, it looks to me like Greg and Chris are getting ready for some lip action here,
If that didn’t take the cake, then this picture certainly will. It would seem Greg and Chris have been swapping more than just saliva lately,
And what of Ms. Andrassy?? Don’t feel too sorry for her. Once the dust settles she’ll be close to $60 million richer and the “Shark” will be more like a fin when she’s finished with him.
Greg Norman, Chris Evert, Laura Andrassy
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