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Tiger Taken First Overall in the Racial Draft

by Bruno Chu

With the end of the President’s Cup and the fall season here, the real Tiger Woods has shut it down and will bunker down in Florida the rest of the year. For all of you fans that are going through Tiger withdrawal we bring you the Dave Chappelle Show.

I haven’t seen the Dave Chappelle show in a while but I’m a big fan of his stuff. In this episode, Chappelle does a really funny parody called the “Racial Draft”. The blacks get the first pick overall and pick Tiger Woods proclaiming him 100% black. The jews pick Lenny Kravitz despite the announcers going with Madonna. The whites take Colin Powell but the blacks agree to give the whites Colin Powell only on the grounds that the whites take Condoleeza Rice as well. The whites agree but the blacks then want Eminem but the whites only agree if the blacks take back OJ Simpson. Finally, the asians, upset at the blacks taking Tiger Woods first overall and proclaiming him 100% black, take the Wu-Tang Clan.

Konichiwa B*tches!

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Posted in Funnies, General, Tiger Woods on October 2nd, 2007

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