Woody Austin, American Badass
If they gave out MVP awards, Woody Austin would be the early favorite heading into the weekend. Talk about clutching up and taking one for the team, Woody took his game to a whole new level, he’s superbad. He’s the John Elway of golf. He’s American badass true and through. Terry Bradshaw and Bill Lambier, you ain’t got nothing on Woody. Do you think you’d see delicate pre-Madonna’s like Phil, Tiger or Toms trying a shot like this,
The story gets better, after his mishap on 14, he came back and pounded his tee shot 6-feet from the cup on 16, holed a 15-footer for birdie on 17, and hammered a 5-iron on 18 to get it within 5-feet. Dude was downright bitchin, untouchable. Even his playing partner David Toms was fired up,
Is there anything Woody can’t do?? Seriously, I could’ve sworn I saw him selling programs and popcorn, painting the fences, walking the dogs and taking out the trash in between holes. He is the main attraction, he is the shit, and the best part of it is that Woody couldn’t give a damn but to win.
If I’m Team USA, I try to find out what Woody is on, whatever stuff he’s on is out of this world. In fact, they should find out what he’s on and give it to the rest of Team USA, they sure could use his attitude right about now.
Vote for Woody!
PGA Tour, President’s Cup, Woody Austin
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September 29th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Yes, Woody should get a good agent and try to capitalize on this before it’s too late. He could surely get some killer endorsements right about now.
September 29th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Woody for President!